“Experts believe migraines may be related to mutations in genes that affect certain areas of the brain.”
This is not a groovy mutation
while I may be slightly biased and bitter due to battling the Headache That Just Won’t Die all day
THAT IS THE LEAST GROOVY OF ALL THE MUTATIONS
please, I’d rather shoot fire out of my ears or be able to talk to inanimate objects or turn into a storage box.
YOU CAN’T EVEN BLOODY USE MIGRAINES FOR ANYTHING
I KNOW RIGHT
Yay, I have the power to inflict agonizing pain on myself and be unable to think or function for days on end, among other unpleasant things.
This is not a helpful mutation
…maybe if you’re a really self-flagellating atoner?
I HAVE THE POWER TO VISIT TORTURE UPON MYSELF, AND YET EVEN THEN THIS DESERVED AGONY CANNOT CLEANSE ME OF MY SINS
Haha, or if I ever need to defeat myself! Although I’m not entirely sure what situation that would be helpful in, unless I get multiple personalities or possessed or something…
…uh-oh.
Your sheets keep getting mysteriously shredded. Your crazy werewolf alter ego is trying to set off your self-destruct sequence. (Also, no lie, being able to talk to inanimate objects would be fabulous. Then maybe they’d cooperate.)
(Source: webmd.com)