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Twenty-something English graduate student in Alaska (ask me about it! I've lived here most of my life, including five years in Barrow, the northernmost community in the US) who seems to be in a holding pattern waiting for life to start--rather, less "waiting" and more "omg so busy I must be out of my miiiiind," repeat ad nauseum. Writer, reader, wannabe novelist, hopeful cynic, traveler (up to 15 countries! *fist pump*), Ravenclaw, Browncoat, Whovian (Ten will always be my Doctor), member of way too many other fandoms, proud geek and gamer girl, etc. (favorites so far include the Mass Effect, Portal, and Fallout series, and Red Dead Redemption). Politically conservative-to-moderate feminist (yes, it's possible). Living with clinical depression since at least 2004. Somewhere around the demisexual end of the asexual spectrum. Possibly a vampire.

You can find me in multiple elsewheres, in varying degrees of regularity: in my writing journal, mostly for fanfic and fanmixes; last.fm; and Twitter (same username for Echo Bazaar, where I misunderstood the character creation for some reason and picked the wrong gender), among others. I'm thestarvelingcat on PSN, which is mostly only relevant if you want to find me in Red Dead Redemption multiplayer, and 100indecisions on Steam, as well as at Playfire.

I also run F Yeah Fireflies and F yeah Raspberries, which are...pretty much what they say on the tin, as well as another one for one of my novels-in-progress, and I co-run the Red Dead Redemption blog the gunslinger's lament.

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9 February 12
And let’s not forget Midnight Sun, where the family meetings about Bella basically go like “Look, her delicious freesia tastyblood is tempting Edward to hulk out, we should just kill her and be done with it, Rosalie can do it, she knows how to kill people without spilling blood,” which to be fair Carlisle is against because then they wouldn’t deserve to be protected or whatever, but the fact remains that most of the family found this a self-evident solution. Committed to protecting human life my ass. (Okay okay, I’ll be a little more fair—Carlisle is committed to protecting human life, at least insofar as he can as a doctor, although nothing is ever said about the Cullens, I don’t know, donating some of their massive fortune to charity or anything…and Esme probably is just because Carlisle is. The others, not so much. Especially not Edward, who really doesn’t care about the dumb boring humans until OMFG BELLA.)

And let’s not forget Midnight Sun, where the family meetings about Bella basically go like “Look, her delicious freesia tastyblood is tempting Edward to hulk out, we should just kill her and be done with it, Rosalie can do it, she knows how to kill people without spilling blood,” which to be fair Carlisle is against because then they wouldn’t deserve to be protected or whatever, but the fact remains that most of the family found this a self-evident solution. Committed to protecting human life my ass. (Okay okay, I’ll be a little more fair—Carlisle is committed to protecting human life, at least insofar as he can as a doctor, although nothing is ever said about the Cullens, I don’t know, donating some of their massive fortune to charity or anything…and Esme probably is just because Carlisle is. The others, not so much. Especially not Edward, who really doesn’t care about the dumb boring humans until OMFG BELLA.)

(Source: reasoningwithvampires)

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