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more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger
the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land
when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots
when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area
When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.
When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win
Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.
Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.
All of these things. All of them.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who does stuff like this. >_<
It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.
inspired by this.
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That’s right! Two plus two equals four! Can anyone tell me what three plus two equals? Yes? Mr. Chompers?
MURDER.
Um, no. Three plus two does not equal murder.
ARSON.
Uh, no. The answer is not arson. Let’s ask someone else.
THE TELEVISION SHOW WHITNEY.
You’re just naming off horrible things to upset the class and I’m about to send you to the principal’s office!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
bahahahaha
(Source: sqxu-)
Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold!
Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn
Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!)
A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette
Toaster (For the Toastless)
(Source: lol-sotrue)
I just really love this commercial
BEAUTIFUL. (My favorite part: THERE ARE ACTUALLY SOME GIRLS IN IT. You know, because girls play games too.) Also, this is why I probably will never buy a game new. $60 to find out I don’t love something as much as I hope to? No thanks.